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Seventh Generation less than perfect

I love Seventh Generation.  Seriously, they are a forward thinking company who virtually single-handedly changed the consumables market by offering quality, bio-degradable and other earth-friendly products at a competitive price.

However, while attending an event outside their corporate headquarters in Burlington, Vermont, I saw this photo.  I don’t believe any company can run without waste, but this picture is at the very least, worth a chuckle.

With all due respect, Seventh Generation could probably reduce their waste some.

Fido Cellular Greenwashes Like a Pro

Anyone seen the recent Fido Cellular commercials?  In addition to being cheap-looking and pixely, a major component of the campaign is the “eco-friendliness” of Fido.  They claim two traits make Fido the green choice.

a) They offer two phones made in part by recycled plastics.  When looking into this claim, the housings of the devices are made with 25% post-consumer plastic.  In reality, electronics producers typically use partially recycled plastic.  It’s an economics thing Fido, don’t flatter yourself.  Plus, only 17% of electronics are made of plastic.  This according to the Plastics Division of American Chemistry.

b) “All plans come with online billing”.  Again, this is economics.  Everyone knows it’s cheaper to produce and process online bills.  Secondly, virtually every cell provider offers this.  By outlining something you and everyone else already does, you aren’t any greener than you were yesterday.

So here’s a tip if you really want to “green-up” your cell service.  Stop switching phones every 6 months.  A great deal of the environmental impact of your cell phone is caused by the production and disposal of electronics which contain harmful chemicals, volatile and environmentally disruptive metals, and non-bio-degradable plastics.  Want to be a green cell consumer?  Keep that old phone until it stops making calls.

Monsanto claims environmentalism

Monsanto is claiming their sustainable agriculture motives which are completely transparent to anyone who listens to farmers.  Watch this video first, then spit up a little in your mouth when you realize the utter hypocrisy demonstrated by this claim.

Monsanto streamrolls farmers and monopolizes agricultural markets to make the most profit possible, rather than cultivating their customers’ businesses as if they were a crop.

They’re right about the need to increase food production.  They’re wrong that genetically engineering crops and aggressively spreading them to un-wanting communities.

When will large industry realize you can’t just put up a fancy website and change the world.

Greenwashing without even trying

Some companies think they can jump on the green bandwagon (thereby sharing in the dramatically increasing sales in the green market) without really trying.  We wrote about steps to greenwash your product here.  But some companies don’t even read our guide and trying half-assed, half-witted attempts at greening their products.  Cracked did a lovely job of calling out 6 half-assed attempts at greenwashing here.

Fur Industry Greenwashing

Seriously?  The Fur Council of Canada has the nerve to call the sale of fur an “ecological choice in harmony with nature”.  Last time we checked, the processing of fur requires the death of an animal.  There is no amount of carbon credit or offset you can purchase to make fur an environmentally friendly clothing option.

Among their claims: “If we don’t use part of what nature produces, we will use petroleum-based synthetics or other materials that may damage the environment…”

Read more about this afront to the environmental movement.

How to greenwash in four easy steps

This post is written in a sarcastic tone.  We apologize if anyone is offended but it was necessary to write in this tone to get the message across.  The Greenwashing Blog is all about greenwashing.  Greenwashing is the act of making misleading claims about environmental friendliness.  If you’re a business without morals or ethics, here is your very helpful guide on how to greenwash your product.

  1. Redesign your label to include the color green, leaves, trees, or the recycle symbol.
  2. Change the name of your product to include the words “eco, green, or enviro”.  (For example: a Widget becomes an Eco-Widget)
  3. Market your product in green living magazines and websites like Treehugger.com, Grist.org or WebEcoist.com.  Their eco-conscious readers will assume your product is environmentally friendly just because it’s on their favorite green blog.
  4. Describe your product with an eco-friendly spin.  For example, “Go Green with this crude oil burning SUV!”  Sounds nice and eco-friendly doesn’t it?

There! Your product is now a complete greenwash!

“Going Green” is not a new concept

This is a stretch from actual greenwashing but is close enough that we thought it to be a good topic to bring up.  This whole idea of “going green” is not a new concept.  Many of us see this as a recent trend… a movement even.  However our elders have “gone green” quite a bit.  Perhaps not with the whole industrial revolution period, but in other ways.  Here’s what we mean:

  • Drying clothes on a line instead of in the clothes dryer.  (This was an economic choice more than an environmental one, but it’s the result that matters)
  • Paper towels are a new thing.  Our parents and grandparents used cloth towels over and over.
  • They bought second hand.  Not everyone did, but it was a much more common way to save a few bucks.  With the advent of Craigslist and Freecycle, this should be a bigger tool of the eco-conscious.
  • Remember Victory Gardens?  We don’t either, but learned about them in school.  Growing your own food is one of the biggest steps a consumer can take to green their diet and our forefathers relied much more on their own food.
  • Canning use to be a bigger thing than it is today.  Along with growing your own food, storing it long term is a very eco-conscious step that was taken by our elders.
  • Making your own clothes/mending clothes was a no-brainer yesterday.  Today we tend to think “time for a new one”.
  • Our grandparents cleaned with things like Vinegar, not Magic Erasers (who knows what they put in that thing to make it “magic”.
  • Reuse and repurpose – again, a standard practice in the old days.  Now our culture tends to look at new things as the only option.  Heck, we even have things for which there is no practical need just because someone on TV said we needed it. (Read: plastic christmas tree garland holders)
  • And finally: turning the thermostat down.  Heat = money my grandfather might have said.  We are a little spoiled now with our heaters, air conditioners, air filters and ionizers.    Instead of turning the heat up, go put on a sweater you just mended and eat some canned peaches.

Source: The Huffington Post

Sylvania EcoBright Greenwashed Bulbs

The CFL (compact fluorescent lights) thing is really overdone.  That is the go-to go-green tip and the first thing people say when defending their greenness.

However Sylvania took it to the next level by offering an “EcoBright” bulb for headlights.  Good rule of thumb: if it says “eco” in the name, it’s probably not.

The bulb apparently reduces watt usage by 9-21%.  However, the watts used to power headlights generated by the alternator in your car is negligable at best.  Therefore this wattage savings is hardly helpful, let alone “eco friendly”.

Read more at Sylvania’s website.

More greenwashing from Coca-Cola

Here is a bit more greenwashing from Coca-Cola.  Although they are encouraging consumers to recyle, which is a good thing, they imply a bit more eco-friendliness than is accurate.  See this post to learn more about what Coke does to “be green”.

This is a good time to mention that just because a company is discussed on our blog, doesn’t mean we think all of their efforts are a sham.  Coke is doing a big thing by spending advertising dollars to help people remember to recycle.  Greenwashing or not.

Coca-Cola Green – we think not

This example of greenwashing is not as disgusting as some we’ve seen.  But as the user from the Greenwashing index suggested, the implication of this ad is the troublesome part.

Coca-Cola is not “green” or eco-friendly in any way.  We looked into the company’s eco record and found the following.

The pros: We found this program, a collaboration between Coke and Ecoist that seeks to repurpose misprinted bottles and cans.

They developed a new can that uses 5% less aluminum, saving 15,000 metric tons of aluminum every year.  The down side: it is being used in the UK only.

The cons: Although Coke released a new “eco-friendly” bottle made in part from molasses and sugar, they plan to test the new packaging in their Dasani bottle water line.  Does anyone else smell an oxymoron?  Bottled water is one of the biggest affronts to environmental well being in the 21st century.

Their corporate website has a lot of information about sustainability, or does it?  Don’t you hate it when greenwashers place a picture of a really happy person when talking about their environmental friendliness?  These images are available all over the web and are simply a marketing technique.  No, this woman is not shining in eco-orgasmic appreciation of Coca-Cola’s green efforts.

They talk a good talk in the opening flash animation but don’t outline any specifics.

Here is an example of their greenwashing: They claim to have reduced water consumption by 9% since 2004.  Woah!  You mean you have reduced 9% of your water usage in only 6 years?  That was probably an economic choice.  Of course, they can always add more sugar to their product…

Our vote: Coke is not green.  Actually, it’s kind of a weird brown color – why is that appealing?